Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
also dude totally apologize for the whole drunken "want something in my mouth" text
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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