wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I saw an Asian dude carrying a patchwork denim purse get into a car with two rednecks at the grocery store tonight. Imagine what I could have seen if I had actually done something interesting.
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
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