Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me
when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i'm sure the inside of her vag looks like Normandy circa 1944
and yes i had to double check that date for that joke to be accurate
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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