Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
and then the entire party sang the national anthem a capella around the keg.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Grilled cheese and whiskey for lunch is why i should NEVER be a housewife.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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