If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
You told his date she had the tits to be a stripper and the personality to be the pole. Of course he's pissed off.
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