sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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