i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
I had to talk to the cops at my front door in a bathrobe, with the buttplug still in.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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