I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Just had to explain to the nurse WHERE I have poison ivy. Great Day
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Considering all of my stomach contents ended up in my center console, I'm a bit peckish.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
I remember is someone saying "I smell weed" and then having a room full of sober high school kids look at me.
Randomize
