Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
I'm gonna have sex with a woman...help
While in Europe, he bought me a pouring tap to put on my liquor so I don't spill. This means 2 things.1) He really loves me. 2) I'm a noticeable alcoholic.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
So the first 4 hours of my morning was equivalent to seeing under water. Things were starting to get better until I remember I drank mustard for free stuff and flossed my teeth with a strand of hair from a stranger in the bathroom.
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
You think you know everything because you're wearing a sweater
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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