I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
are you so shy because you have an std?
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
We're too lazy to do dishes, so we're making sangria in a flower vase.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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