they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
Chinese roommate asked me this a.m when u left if all girls here have multiple boyfriends..
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
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