It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
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