There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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