Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
I need to stop coming to work sober
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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