No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Asking the cop for directions wearing a lion mask may not have been my best moment...
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
There's always time for handjobs
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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