people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
