I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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