Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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