What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
I had to cum in my sink.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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