Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
this other lifeguard and I are actually considering paying a kid to shit in the pool
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
and you fell through a lawn chair
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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