I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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