the pool opens at 11. by 1115 the ambulance had been called.
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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