Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
No it'll be my boobs and the luge part will be from my nipples. Everyone will be sucking beer from my perfectly sculpted and partially melted tits.
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
"Let's do body shots off the freshmen" is officially the worst thing I've ever said.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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