Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
