We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
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