I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
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