I fucked a guy named chris tucker last night
id be glad to
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
You chose shitty college football over this pussy and my cute little mouth. That's your fault.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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