She is totes cute on her twitter. Which totally sounds like a euphemism for coot.
Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Officially locked in my status as an indifferent millennial by downloading Tinder.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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