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And I just threw up at the table during Mother's Day Brunch.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I was drunk, he was taking a bodyshot while avoiding my piercing. I told him I loved him. He waited until I woke up with my hangover to say he loved me too. It was hangover magic.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
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