He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
I'm always down for nudity.
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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