its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
the only thing keeping me going right now is the knowledge that in 2 hours i'll be drunk at the circus.
I'm basically just sitting in the porta poTty finishing my bottle of champagne bc I am too lazy to carry it back to the tailgate
We were so drunk that when I broke the bottom off a pint glass we decided to make it into a candle holder. How does that happen?!
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I feel like they've probably fucked. Like.. you don't just bring a bitch a Big Mac if you haven't fucked her.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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