if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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