I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
He's a drill sergeant! The sadomasochist in me can't resist that.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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