I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Law school has no idea what kind of prospect they have coming in. I just convinced a cop not to take me to jail by asking him if he really felt like cleaning puke out of his car tonight.
It's was about average. But he had a tat on his thigh that said "pull-out n' rollout" so I won't have to worry about a round two request.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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