Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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