Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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