He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Quickly hiding the condom wrappers, ropes, and handcuffs right before the parents arrive to help with moving out? Priceless.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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