We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He SHOWED UP to the party wearing one shoe and a dinosaur hat. He kept lifting up his shirt and asking people to bite his nipple.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
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