office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
please tell me he didn't just scream 'i am the yiff lord' at the cops
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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