Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
I knew as soon as he opened a beer with his teeth to shotgun it that I was going to sleep with him. I'm never going home.
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
still not dressed at 5:00, jacking off watching men's figure skating and hoping my weird roommate doesn't walk in. anybody who says idk how to have fun is wrong
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I’m not washing my pussy with handsoap.
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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