Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
On Tinder, guy asked me if I had ever been fucked by a Pokemon master. Needless to say I didn't respond.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Randomize
