Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
I'm going to have to take an awkward trip to the front desk to ask them if they found a pair of turquoise shorts and an "I'm the Mom" sweatshirt.
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I just had to explain to an 70+ year old lady what 'coitus' was. This was not in my job description.
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
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