So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Woke up backwards on a recliner
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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