Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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