Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
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