Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Im pretty sure breakfast wine is a thing, and if it isn't, I just invented it
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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