Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
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