so, totally just picked up a pack of red bull, and some magnum condoms and the old woman at the register's tone went from "hi blah how are you" to "oh....how YOU DOIN'?" she knew what was up
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
Do you miss the park or do you miss us having sex in public?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
strip teases shouldnt end with an expensive car covered in salsa and mayonnaise yet here we are
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
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