we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
my drivers license is super glued to my shoulder and im to hung over to get it off come and help me
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
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