everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
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