He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
I miss yesterday.Today's hangover makes yesterday's look like a little girl with blonde ringlets playing hopscotch in the street with a ginger kitten.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he gave me a flinstones gummy vitamin and was like, "ya know.. because of ebola."
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Randomize
