They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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