So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Did you eat 9 cans of raviolii last night?
Come on man nobody wants to admit that
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Twas still the Saturday before Christmas \nAnd it’s still fucking snowing\nAnd Steve wished he slowed down \nOn all the fucking drinking
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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