But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
at the gym hungover with vodka in a water bottle. don't say i'm not fulfilling my resolutions
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
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