If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
FYI don't ever, ever get a lap dance from a stripper who says " she's having a bad day " at a bachelor party.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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