I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
A picture just appeared on facebook. I am puking in the toilet, you are next to me puking in the sink. I think we have our christmas card.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I just Tebowed the shit out of her.
Nice and you can't use "Tebow" in the place of every verb.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Shitshow foam night was such a success
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
Im blaming it on six shots of Jack, loneliness and a chemical imbalance. That's the best I can think of...
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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