i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
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