If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
I want to ride that like one of the Horsemen of the Apocalypse- with bourbon in hand and without mercy.
Randomize
